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ho-lee moe-lee. it has been a while since i have updated you on my life and i am sure all of my faithful followers are waiting with bated breath.

so, major events in my life lately- midterms, midterms midterms... oh yeah and midterms. i swear to god these bastards at SC try to put it all into the week before spring break. i spent from noon sunday till 330 thursday either studying, sleeping, in class, or working except for wednesday night when i was just like F THIS NOISE and went out and got fastey wace. it. was. glorious. i had midterms monday and wednesday so i figured that after that i would be done and be able to basically go into spring break mode. PSYCH- tuesday i received written assignments in both classes due thursday. fuck a duck. there goes my plan of going from my midterm straight to happy hour on wednesday. bummer. so i remembered to do one of these assignments and the next one... well.. not so much until about 115 thursday. it was due at 2. suffice it to say i did not quite make it. whatever. over it.

hmm what else... work is relatively uneventful. i got to play with a dog yesterday which was cool. i was diggin it.

oh man i feel like i had so much to say but now that i am sitting here i just cant remember it. oh well. im back in the airport again off on spring break. instead of beach boozin in mexico i will be up in spokane (FML) but then i get to go to missoula and then whitefish to ski (not so FML, not even a little bit). im pretty happy about that and i guess i get all summer in the caribbean so i cannot complain. so anywho, as i have said before. airports are great people watching. i may have been behind the dumbest woman ever in security. ok. thats an exaggeration. im sure someone is dumber than her in the course of history but she may give them a run for their money. she could not figure out which lines to go in and what to do with all her shit and her hubby was not really into helping her. he was slightly catatonic really. after years boinkin her stupid beat self i'm sure any of us would be the same way. she looked like ape margera with maybe a slight bit of chow chow (the dog) mixed in there. mm mm good. the kicker---BRACES!!!! homina homina homina somebody hold me back. moving on. over her. next encounter- walking by a morbidly obese woman in a wheel chair waiting to go on her flight. i'm pretty sure that she is one of those people who has to buy 2 seats on the plane. i feel bad for her (really i do not being mean/sarcastic). however, in the middle of the airport she is yakkin away on her cell phone and i only managed to catch a snippet of the conversation. what was this brief snippet? this brief glimpse into this womans life? "so then they gave me the colonoscopy..." OH SWEET JESUS i hightailed it out of earshot faster than you can say anal fissure. so i sit down a couple of seats away from the guy who looks like hes in his early 20s or so. talking on his bluetooth. in the airport. holding his phone. i fucking hate that. i can see using the bluetooth in your car so you dont get a ticket but if you just chat on it for chatting's sake you should be slapped in the face and spat on. you look stoopid, yes stoopid, doing it because no one else can see that you have a bluetooth. it just looks like you are talking to yourself (which i sometimes do but i sure as shit dont do it in public). this is especially an issue for women whose hair covers up their ears. also you talk louder on the blue tooth because its like a million miles away from your mouth so how can it possibly pick up all of your well thought out and enunciated words if you are not yelling. its like when people try to talk to someone who doesnt speak english- they talk louder as if the person is deaf instead of just mexican or asian or something. speaking louder doesnt necessarily help the situation either way. back to home skillet in the airport. he was yelling about how "sloshed" he got last night and how he had too much of "grandmas cough medicine" and how they got pretty "tossed" and then he woke up drunk and missed his flight. do you want a damn cookie? great you got drunk and missed your flight, that doesnt make you cool it makes you an idiot. he was also very unhappy that white gummy bears were $10. WTF is a white gummy bear. this guy didnt just tell his story to one person either. in the 15 minutes i sat next to him he told it to three or four different people all while yelling it for the whole terminal to hear. then as he was leaving he tried to make small talk with me about colorado state cuz im wearing a sweatshirt with that on it. it just further confirmed my suspicion that this guy is in fact a tool.

in other news- yesterday at the gym i was gettin my sweat on and what not with my trainer and i was straight up strugglin. my shoulder was poppin and i was dehydrated and the trainer, who should be motivating and upbeat, was in a foul mood and could not have seemed more like he wanted to go jump off a tall building. about 15 minutes into the hour long session the power goes out. FUUUUCCCKK. this means no music, no lights and worst of all, no AC. it was rapidly turning into a steamroom, making pretty much everyone's moods worse while still being creepily quiet. so there we are, me, my trainer, and of course a few minor washed up celebs, including Fabio, just hangin out, hating life. finally the lights came back on and the hour finished up uneventfully. so i decided i was going to hang out and do some cardio after this. i get goin and the guy next to me is one of the skinniest little shits i have ever seen in my life and he resembled the lead singer from the animated group the gorillaz. oh. hot. dayum.

then after observing this creature for a few minutes i look up and the newest E show is premiering- Hot Girls in Scary Places. sounds like a winner. best part? the first episode features three of the USC song girls, one of whom i know sortof from a class last year. this shit was ridiculous. i watched like five minutes then couldnt take any more. i had to get the hell outta dodge.

alright. i think i had like six other things to say but i cannot remember them. i also have to get on my plane. NBD.