heres a secret: im a little drunk.

i usually love the food network. i just turned it on. i was all stoked for food network challenge- these poor shits have to make dresses out of chocolate. i mean who does that with their life? oh and i also kindof hate the host of the show. he might be autistic. thats rude but i dont care.

so anyways. i was stoked for food network and then i saw a commercial with alton brown. i hate that slimy motherfucker. that guy is bad enough of good eats, even worse on iron chef america, and now they are giving him a commercial. WTF. and have you seen him lately- he looks like a dirty frenchman who needs a haircut, a shave, and a shower. f him.

i do love food network though. but i will talk about that later.