they day i become a man
the day i experience all that the world has to offer
the day that i get on a plane for 14 hours and think "oh god why on earth am i doing this to myself."
today is the day that i leave for australia and new zealand on an epic 7 week adventure.
for this post i attempted to rewrite "leavin on a jet plane" to make it more applicable to my life. fail. i made it through like four lines and then i was over it. plus im not completely packed, have no idea where some essential items that i may require are, and i have a runny nose. if i get the piggy flu i am gonna slap a ho. speaking of hos, i tried to find some employment while i am down under- i googled "man whoring in australia, employment." unfortunately it did not yield any viable results. oh well, for the best anyways i suppose.
well folks, wish me luck. i will do my best to update this whenever i can and take hella pictures. yeah. i said hella. pce out U.S. andA... helllooooooooooooooo kangaroos, wallabys, vegemite, echidnas, platapi, dingos, accents, fosters, barbies, and fair dinkum.
oh yeah and her:
YAY! have so much fun!
ReplyDeletecan't wait to hear all about it
Covey! If you get to sydney please look up my friend Michelle Lamont, mpl5w@virginia.edu. She's awesome and she's studying abroad. I'll tell her about you! have fun! don't get the swine...
ReplyDelete