sarah is really cool because her major is romance languages- she can whisper sweet nothings into your ear in french and spanish. ay papi/oui papa. she also spent a semester in costa rica, where she ate alot of delicious food, made friends with deany weany, and became all pura vida. oh and she also killed chickens and piled all their guts in a bucket:
im definitely impressed. sarah also is always full of great life advice. heres a couple of her gems:
-Carpe nuevo and get your d worked
-dont worry, i look sexy. i'll get mine. you get yours.
-if i had balls, they would be blue
ok so the last on isnt so much advice as it is a metaphor for unrequited love/ prude guys who need to grow a pair. to end this ode to a tica princess i will share a choice photo. i would have a better selection but the bitch deleted her facebook.

and to take one more page from her book:
peace, love, and princess sarah mae
you better believe i just jizzed in my pants.
ReplyDeleteje t'aime.
te amo.
if you seek amy.
this makes my countdown to sodomy so much better :)
bises and x's and o's and a happy ending too
okay ive checked this shiz at least 15 times today.
ReplyDeletehit me with another post beeotch!