donde esta juan? juan is supposed to be coming over to by my desk from me because tomorrow i am moving from LA to.. well that part is still up in the air but i am indeed leaving socal. im sad because its kinda cool, well really cool here but im really excited to be starting my adventures and stuff. recent development- i'm going to germany in 2 weeks!!!!!!! i cannot wait it will be amazing there is a bar where you pay 1 euro for a cup and then its all you can drink and just tip at the end of the night. how awesome is that. i love it. after the overpriced and overcrowded 90 it will be like paradise, but with germans!

ok so juan just came and bought my desk and he is, in short, a vagface. i told him the desk is $50 after i had already loaded it into his car and disassembled it for his bitch ass. he goes- oh i'll give you forty. no its fifty. oh... well then take it out i can get one for forty. fucker. so i grabbed the forty bucks and peaced the fuck out. what a twat waffle. i hate juan.

moving on, this week i completed finals, finished school and, sadly, finished my internship. i will definitely miss them the most out of school and finals. i mean its not much a competition but hey, take what you can get. the people were so cool and it was way fun. maybe i will return one day like voldemort returned. or like jesus. yeah. im definitely more like jesus.

also today i have fulfilled one of my lifelong dreams of making it onto textsfromlastnight.com after a mere 9 unsuccessful submissions. i also submitted another one this morning after learning that i was featured on the website. the jury is still out about whether or not my 10th submission will make the cut. the one that did make it was (323): forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell (310): my version of bright and sunny.i am 323 and my friend fiona is 310. its not actually our real area codes, but as the exchange says- shitshow with a chance of tbell. i did indeed get tanked and instead of tbell i went to chanos, USC's raunchy late night mexican restaurant. i wanted a carne asada burrito no beans but i think i ordered a carnitas burrito no beans and also ate douty's beef nachos. im counting the hours until the food poisoning hits me.

up until this point, my blog has been a venue for me to express my views on life in LA and people and pass judgement on things that i really have no authority to pass judgement on. From here on out i will be changing things up a bit.well sortof. the judging will still be a major factor in my rants, but it will also chronicle my year of adventures and mishaps that i am planning to have throuhout the world, starting with my roadtrip from LA to WA with sarah mae jennings. we are leaving tomorrow morning and heading north on what we have dubbed the "rayban roadtrip" or "rsquared." a common side affect of hearing the name of our trip is an exponential drop in respect for sarah and/or myself. thats fine. you are just jealous that you arent rockin raybans from here to sucktown, washingon. after that i am going to germany, then atlanta, then the caribbean for 2 months, then montana, then WHO KNOWS. the world is my oyster. yum yum gimme some. i will keep people updated on here and on facebook about my whereabouts and my various misadventures, as i so prophetically named this blog before i had plans to take a year off. i told you i was jesus- i can tell the future via blog. duh.

this week the maxim hot 100 came out. i looked at all 100 entries and approve of most of them, however i did want to kick the writers in the teeth because of their attempts at stupid humor in the blurbs about the chicks. olivia wilde deserves number one. shes daaaaaaaaaamn fine, however my heart still belongs to number 68.

wow.