in my as-yet unsuccessful attempts to start studying for finals, i have finally made it to the library. of course the first thing that i did was whip out my big black co...mputer so that i could share the fact that god is smiling down upon me as i live and type. you see, i just did a good deed. i was moseying along the road to go to the coffee bean in the new film school (thanks george lucas, you're a pal for donating it) and i was almost there. i could see the circular logo looming in the distance. as i approached said logo i saw a large older woman in a muumuu approaching me on the sidewalk. she was goin along, possibly talking to herself. either way its irrelevant. as she was walking along the perfectly flat, brand new sidewalk all of a sudden, homegirl goes down. im not talking about like oh she stumbled and just kinda caught herself. she got to first base with the pavement in like .7 seconds- absolutely ate shit and landed on her face. the first thing out of her mouth- "GOD BLESS AMERICA!" uuhhh.....ok. i walked up to her, i didnt rush because i was a little put off by the whole debacle, and 2 people were already there, just kinda awkwardly standing and looking at her and not really helping. i mean i felt the same way. so i say "are you ok" and she didnt really answer. me and this girl tried to help her up and then a professor had to come help too, like i said, she was big. the professor took over from there and took care of the poor, patriotic woman, but i think i contributed enough to merit god smiling down upon me in the face of finals... right?
so thats really what i wanted to share, but also after i got my coffee and was making my way to the library i saw a dude who was a dead ringer for the fat guy in Jurassic park who gets eaten by the vicious little spitting dinosaur. such a great movie.
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