blog maken

that is how you say make a blog in dutch. who'd've thunk? i am currently sitting in the amsterdam airport waiting for my final flight to berlin and trapped in a perpetual morning. let me tell you- i am not a morning person. you see, yesterday i woke up at 530 am to go to the spokane airport for a 7 am flight to minneapolis. then i left minneapolis at 3 pm and landed in amsterdam at 545 am. the only problem is that my 545 am's were only 15 hours apart. i missed the whole evening and i love me some evening time. i am like 18 types of confused right now but i am just going to keep telling myself that it is 730 am and go with it, however im still pissed i missed happy hour last night. damn time zones.

the trek so far has been pretty tame. i did see one guy that i thought was really awkward and started composing a little blog passage about him in my head until i realized that he has mild downs and that i am definitely going to be smote for making fun of a mentally handicapped person. FML. oh well. cant win em all i suppose. i also thought that there were a TON of mexicans on my flight ot amsterdam and i was like "geeze why are they going to the netherlands?" then i realized that the mexicans were really indians (dots not feathers) and that my flight had continuing service to mumbai from amsterdam. so thats 2 smites for me all in 1 neverending morning. im pretty sure its the smites you're out. god help me. also i saw a bunch of asians with sars masks on that made me laugh, but i dont call that a smite because i feel like its a highly humorous sight. it wasnt even old people either one guy around my age was lookin like a wankster, but he could have achieved gangster status if he had not been wearing a sars mask. it immediately negates any and all street cred a person may have, hence i laugh in the place of piggy flu and sars HAHAHA. take that suckaaaaaas. other news- the man sitting next to me in the waiting area was in his forties, looked like a normal business man and was playing dungeons and dragons. i was too afraid to check for a wedding ring. poor guy. also in minneapolis i went into a bar to buy a bottle of water and some chick eyefucked the shit out of me and then walked by like five minutes later and did it again HOLLAAA i look good wearing sweats, a hoodie and without shaving for like 3 days. nice little confidence booster before my 3 benedryl induced stupor on the plane.

upon arriving in amsterdam and getting a little lost i managed to find my way to the right terminal and my first mission was food. on the flight we got some strange kind of kung pow chicken for dinner ( i ate the roll and oreos instead) and a egg and cheese sandwich for breakfast (could've used ketchup). i wanted to start this eurotrip off right with something delicious and european. (side note- some chick is giving me the stink eye at this very moment, what a bitch). of course the first thing that i see is starbucks. no, thats american and i dont even like it that much state side. next stop- foodcourt with sbarro, burger king and the dutch version of popeyes i think. only problem closed. dammit. starbucks it is. however i did learn that "drank" means "drink" and i use drank instead of drink all the time. this country and i were made for each other. so now here i am paying far too much to be on the internet and disappointed that hulu and abc.com cannot be streamed outside of the US. how am i supposed to see the ugly betty finale when i cannot stream it fo free? bastards. oh well life could be worse and i am SOOOOO stoked for the next week!!!!!!!!!